Karaoke

Yay! Payday tomorrow! Then Boyfriend and I can go to Karaoke, which is something we like to do every Wednesday.

I can never remember that I actually like karaoke and lately it often starts off with Boyfriend saying something like "YAYYY! let's go to karaoke!!!!!"
to which I will respond, "I dunnnoooooo.. we went to Karaoke last week... we always go to karaoke... what about staying home this one time?"
Boyfriend will then say "But I miss my friiiiiends," and look sad,
at this point I will say "Okay, but I'm not drinking." Boyfriend will then look slightly happier.

We will then arrive at karaoke and I will go to extreme lengths to get money for drinks.

I honestly don't know how I manage it but I always end up drunk before I get on stage.

But as bad as I probably am, why is it that the worst singer in the room always tries to sing American Pie? That song goes for 7 minutes! Do you really think you are doing us a favour by singing for 7 minutes?

Nobody wants to hear that. Or Bohemian Rhapsody, why is it that the worst singer in the room will attempt this song? The only song that can properly be sung by four people, but this guy thinks he can do it by himself?

Then Boyfriend gets up on the stage, and he's actually quite good, he gets up there and does his thing, and has a good time, he dances and sings, and everybody loves Boyfriend. They love him so much that all the girls get disappointed when they find out Boyfriend has a girlfriend.

Then Boyfriend will come off stage and dance with me. We dance and I drink, sometimes the ATM lets me go into overdraft. And then I wake up hungover to find Megatron in my room kicking the shit out of everything, because I didn't invite him to karaoke the night before. The End. [ending courtesy of Dan]